You Can't Make This Stuff Up - Media Dept.

Sports Illustrated's bloated dullard Peter King makes a fool of himself in three easy steps:

Ten Things I Think I Think

h. Hey Pope Francis: The more you talk, the more I love hearing you talk about the poor. Keep it up.

i. The pope, of course, reads MMQB voraciously.

j. Coffeenerdness: Yes, the Arizona Biltmore is fabulously overpriced. But it has the best hotel coffee I've had in forever.

And you thought the athletes were spoiled!